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to introduce language into a reform bill, of all things, to enable a tribe in texas to get a casino. >> stephen: i don't see any problem with that. if-- you used to have a restaurant, right. >> yes. >> stephen: you ever think about reopening that restaurant? (cheers and applause) i hear that was a really nice restaurant. >> well, you know, when i was in prison i worked in the kitchen for part of the time. >> stephen: really. >> so i-- . >> stephen: that sounds like a high-class prison. was it a white collar prison. >> there aren't any white collar prisons any longer. >> stephen: oh, really? >> somebody should lobby to get those back. of course the lobbyists are going to be the ones that end up in there. mr. abramoff, thank you so much for joining me. sorry you went to the other side. jack abramoff, the book is capital punishment. we'll be right back. -- we'll be right back. (cheers and applau>
Dec 12, 2011 9:30am PST
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